1. Reblogged from: antoinetriplett
  2. findingdaurie:

    gracefullikeagazelle:

    knives-and-pipes:

    upgraders:

    most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

    image there’s a tool for that

    I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

    "So hungry I could eat a horse"

    Reblogged from: findingdaurie
  3. stvky:

    smaugnussen:

    goddessofsax:

    Hair color reference chart. It’s not perfect, but from what I could gather it’s pretty accurate.

    dont let the fanfic writers see this

    too late

    Reblogged from: johnwatsonschafingpenis
  4. sarellathesphinx:

    karlosmadera:

    So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

    When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he is asked is “did you ask an older boy to put your name in the cup for you?" or something to that effect, insinuating that, that was something nobody prepared for and that it was something that totally would have worked if anyone had been smart enough to figure it out.

    However, in an earlier scene a student is turned into a hundred year old man when they try to artificially age themselves with a potion and put their name into the cup. Meaning someone trying to dangerously age themselves with potion they aren’t familiar with was something the teachers genuinely considered to be more likely than someone asking for fucking help from another student.

    image

    In other words, the wizards in Harry Potter’s world are so reliant on magic that it doesn’t occur to anyone save for people like Harry that asking for help is even an option in a given situation. This explains why wizards are so fucking ass-backwards at everything, they’re so confident that their magic is capable of doing everything for them that it has never occurred to fucking anyone that perhaps asking for help from the muggle world might be of some use.

    Think about it, the wizarding world hasn’t changed in hundreds of years while in that same space of time the muggle world has figured out fucking space travel. I know it’s a cliché to say to say someone could have fucking shot Voldemort, but seriously, somebody totally fucking could have, he killed like 50 people, he was effectively a terrorist, if anyone in the wizarding world bothered to ask for help from the muggles instead of just telling them there was an invisible asshole flying around shooting death curses at everyone, they may have been able to help. 

    Pretty much the only reason Voldermort thinks he’s better than muggles is because he’s able to kill them with impunity using magic, something he’s only able to do so easily because muggles don’t understand what magic is. Voldemort is basically like a fucking disease, he’s an invisible, lurking entity preying on mankind from the shadows like a cowardly piece of shit. You know what else did that? Smallpox and we stomped that to death the second we understood it. That’s the difference between muggles and wizards, when muggles don’t understand something, they figure it out.

    And here’s the kicker, the only reason muggles don’t understand magic at all is because the wizarding world deliberately withholds information about it. However, even if the wizarding world kept doing that, it’d only be a matter of time until a muggle figured out what magic was and how to stop or harness it because that’s what humanity does, it pushes past what we think is impossible to see what’s on the other side. We didn’t understand the sun as a species originally and now we use it to power satellites and smartphones.

    The wizarding world isn’t a realm of infinite possibilities, it’s a universe of strict limitations where boundaries are never questioned. The muggle world is where the real magic happens. That’s why during the course of the Harry Potter books, which are set between 1991 and 1998, the muggle world (our world) discovered dark matter, cloned a sheep and invented fucking MP3s while the wizarding world were literally paying some dipshit to figure out what the purpose of a rubber duck was.

    image

    Wow, I really shouldn’t think about this stuff when it’s like 3AM, it gets kind of dark.

    Reblogged from: heanbean
  5. huggs5:

subite-vene-in-misha:

stuffimgoingtohellfor:

knitmeapony:

 #make way for the booty parade

Reblogging again bc I’ve been watching it for awhile (for characterization purposes!) and I thought Widow was running a little, erm, poorly. But then I remembered her ankle got pinned under that beam when the Helicarrier was attacked and this AMAZING BITCH IS RUNNING ON A BROKEN ANKLE.

ain’t no broken limb gonna stop the truly fierce one

No but the amazing thing is that things like that often get forgotten about in filmmaking. Oh she’s got a broken ankle huh? Oh well, I’m sure the fans won’t notice. BUT WE NOTICED AND THEY ARE AMAZING AT DETAIL IN THIS MOVIE.

    huggs5:

    subite-vene-in-misha:

    stuffimgoingtohellfor:

    knitmeapony:

     

    Reblogging again bc I’ve been watching it for awhile (for characterization purposes!) and I thought Widow was running a little, erm, poorly. But then I remembered her ankle got pinned under that beam when the Helicarrier was attacked and this AMAZING BITCH IS RUNNING ON A BROKEN ANKLE.

    ain’t no broken limb gonna stop the truly fierce one

    No but the amazing thing is that things like that often get forgotten about in filmmaking. Oh she’s got a broken ankle huh? Oh well, I’m sure the fans won’t notice. BUT WE NOTICED AND THEY ARE AMAZING AT DETAIL IN THIS MOVIE.

    Reblogged from: twerking-to-the-tardis
  6. GET TO KNOW ME MEME: 5 favorite movies [3/5]
    ↳ Inception (2010) - “You create the world of the dream, you bring the subject into that dream, and they fill it with their subconscious.”

    Reblogged from: cosmic-angst
  7. oxboxer:

    "No homo" is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard come out of the mouth of a human. This is my second favorite way to reply - the first, bloody retribution.

    Like and comment on Tapastic!

    Reblogged from: cosmic-angst
  8. Reblogged from: aspiecrow
  9. malijuanastyles:

    malijuanastyles:

    I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

    do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

    Reblogged from: johnwatsonschafingpenis
  10. johnwatsonschafingpenis:

more-dopamine:

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.


Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

Wait a second… Tumblr girls stalk men???


Oh, hun. You must be new to this website.

    johnwatsonschafingpenis:

    more-dopamine:

    everythingelsegoesherethen:

    nerdfighter13812:

    itsxandy:

    disneymoviesandfacts:

    According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

    image

    Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

    Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

    imageI CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

    Wait a second… Tumblr girls stalk men???

    Oh, hun. You must be new to this website.

    Reblogged from: johnwatsonschafingpenis
  11. makaramore:

    • stop calling girls who date boys in canon “lesbians” when they’re also attracted to women
    • stop calling boys who date girls in canon “gay” when they’re also attracted to men
    • stop bi erasure
    Reblogged from: johnwatsonschafingpenis
  12. disabilityfest → emily schroeder

    "It’s nothing Cushla… It’s nothing at all.” 

    Reblogged from: breadsticksinbowties
  13. castiel-knight-of-hell:

    invisiblefemmeofcolor:

    fegeleh:

    highgayden:

    "no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.

    FULL BI

    I’m crying

    can that be abbreviated FBI?

    image

    Reblogged from: twerking-to-the-tardis
  14. my-ponchoboys:

Karen Gillan - UK Premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy - July 24th 2014

    my-ponchoboys:

    Karen Gillan - UK Premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy - July 24th 2014

    Reblogged from: cyborgnebula
  15. jumpingjacktrash:

teratocybernetics:

momothefiddler:

momothefiddler:

transagenda:

codeawayhaley:

According to the laws of physics, a planet in the shape of a doughnut (toroid) could exist. Physicist Anders Sandberg says that such planets would have very short nights and days, an arid outer equator, twilight polar regions, moons in strange orbits and regions with very different gravity and seasons.
Read more: http://bit.ly/1kPLXGT via io9

petition to turn the earth into a freaking doughnut

THE STORY POTENTIAL FOR THIS IS AMAZING YOU COULD HAVE TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT CIVILIZATIONS SEPARATED BY DESERT ON THE OUTSIDE AND AN PERMANENT NIGHT-WINTER ON THE INSIDEYOU COULD (WITH A LITTLE FUDGING ON TIDES OR SOME STABILIZATION FORCE) HAVE MOONS THAT GO THROUGH THE FREAKING HOLE, WITH LUNAR-POWERED SORCERERS LIVING ON THE INNER EQUATOR IN GIANT ICE CASTLES WAITING FOR THE TIME OF THE MONTH WHEN THE MOON ILLUMINATES THE ETERNAL NIGHTTIME AND THEIR SPELLS HAVE THE MOST POWER
YOU COULD HAVE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SPECIES THAT EVOLVED ON OPPOSITE SIDES WHO ARE BASICALLY ALIENS ON THE SAME PLANET AND WHOEVER CROSSES THE GIANT DESERT OR ARCTIC CIRCLE (HEH) MAKES FIRST CONTACT
THIS IS SO COOL
THIS IS SO COOL
I WANT TO RUN FIFTY THOUSAND GAMES ON WORLDS LIKE THIS HOLY FRICK

THIS JUST IN IF I’M UNDERSTANDING THE MAGNETIC FIELDS CORRECTLY I THINK THE ETERNAL NIGHT ICE REALM WILL HAVE NEAR-CONSTANT ELECTRICAL STORMS

Re-reblogging for the additional stuff.

this is the coolest article oh wow

    jumpingjacktrash:

    teratocybernetics:

    momothefiddler:

    momothefiddler:

    transagenda:

    codeawayhaley:

    According to the laws of physics, a planet in the shape of a doughnut (toroid) could exist. Physicist Anders Sandberg says that such planets would have very short nights and days, an arid outer equator, twilight polar regions, moons in strange orbits and regions with very different gravity and seasons.

    Read more: http://bit.ly/1kPLXGT via io9

    petition to turn the earth into a freaking doughnut

    THE STORY POTENTIAL FOR THIS IS AMAZING YOU COULD HAVE TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT CIVILIZATIONS SEPARATED BY DESERT ON THE OUTSIDE AND AN PERMANENT NIGHT-WINTER ON THE INSIDE

    YOU COULD (WITH A LITTLE FUDGING ON TIDES OR SOME STABILIZATION FORCE) HAVE MOONS THAT GO THROUGH THE FREAKING HOLE, WITH LUNAR-POWERED SORCERERS LIVING ON THE INNER EQUATOR IN GIANT ICE CASTLES WAITING FOR THE TIME OF THE MONTH WHEN THE MOON ILLUMINATES THE ETERNAL NIGHTTIME AND THEIR SPELLS HAVE THE MOST POWER

    YOU COULD HAVE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SPECIES THAT EVOLVED ON OPPOSITE SIDES WHO ARE BASICALLY ALIENS ON THE SAME PLANET AND WHOEVER CROSSES THE GIANT DESERT OR ARCTIC CIRCLE (HEH) MAKES FIRST CONTACT

    THIS IS SO COOL

    THIS IS SO COOL

    I WANT TO RUN FIFTY THOUSAND GAMES ON WORLDS LIKE THIS HOLY FRICK

    THIS JUST IN IF I’M UNDERSTANDING THE MAGNETIC FIELDS CORRECTLY I THINK THE ETERNAL NIGHT ICE REALM WILL HAVE NEAR-CONSTANT ELECTRICAL STORMS

    Re-reblogging for the additional stuff.

    this is the coolest article oh wow

    Reblogged from: dancin-thru-lyfe
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